Learn English Lesson #24 (Read + Speak + Study Questions)
24 сентября 2013

Learn English Lesson #24 (Read + Speak + Study Questions)

Learn English Lesson #24 (Read + Speak + Study Questions)
Breakthrough: Women unhappy because of alien influence Happiness is coming to a woman near you! NASA has discovered that women have been under the influence of alien ray guns that cast a continuous beam across the world. The beam causes women to burst into tears randomly, explode into an angry rant with no warning and even complain about things that are irrelevant. "I was so relieved to know that aliens were causing my bizarre behavior," said Martha Simpson "After NASA gave me an alien ray blocker, I was finally able to think clearly." Her husband, Mike Simpson, had similar comments: "Martha is a great person now. Before the ray blocker, she would unexpectedly lash out at anyone and would constantly complain about things that hadn't even happened. Now she's like one of the guys. She even has real hobbies like working on cars and watches good TV shows like Rambo and Terminator." NASA spokesperson Clay Williams made a speech on Sunday: "We have finally found the cure to all of women's problems. The ray blockers have been installed in every city across the country and we have already seen marked improvement in female mindset. Clear thinking, no complaining and minimal crying are all positive symptoms of the ray blockers." Questions: What is the cause of female unhappiness? What is the solution to female unhappiness?
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#1 написал: bonghamlife JO (26 сентября 2013 06:27)
Yes i like it. It is a surprising news. All female have been influnced under the alien ray gun which cast constantly across the world. With it, all female are to be unhappy.? So the blocker is needed instantly. Thank you for letting me know this strangely news^^.
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