Learn English Lesson #14 (Read + Speak + Study Questions)
Plastic Surgery Statistics Out Today A historic moment for ugly men and women alike: The release of plastic surgery statistics worldwide. Are you curious about the #1 country for receiving plastic surgery? It's the United States. What's the top procedure being conducted upon the American people? Liposuction is Americans' top choice when it comes to going under the knife. After munching down billions of burgers and trillions of French fries, Americans courageously washed down each meal with a 32 oz Coca Cola. At the end of this bewildering, incredible, gargantuan feat is an equally amazing prize: liposuction. As the tube is inserted into the massive fat rolls and the suction begins, the hopes and dreams of all Americans are finally realized! Liposuction is much faster than exercise, so the patient does not have to endure all of the difficult exercise and dieting that normal weight loss comes with. In addition, with exercise, body fat shrinks around the entire body, whereas liposuction allows the patient to isolate one body part (such as the belly) and remove the fat. This allows for the patient to have beautiful fat arms, legs, neck and chest, while having that six pack abdomen that looks so sexy! Why do Americans want liposuction? Americans ate too many burgers and fries so they need to suck out the fat. Why is liposuction better than exercise? Liposuction is fast and you get to have fat arms if you would like to. What is the best way to wash down a big burger? The best way to wash down any fast food is a big 32oz sugary beverage.